Asalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatu

Alhamdulillah we arrived in cairo safely, although we had a few problems and consequently learnt some valuable lessons for you all;

Question 1: Why have you got a beard; sisters should be okay lol?

Answer: Cos ma dad said!

Question 2: What books do you read?

Answer: None, dont read books!

Question 3: Do you listen to music? 

Answer: No

Question 4: What do you watch on TV?

Answer: Erm Simpsons and Football and Cricket(like anyother Baki)  

Question 5: Whats your opinion on the one who shaves his beard?

Answer: Thats his own business..

The above is just a few questions that could be asked, keep to these answers and after 3 hours you will get a: WELCOME TO EGYPT!

Try your own answers and be prepred to come home early, oh and dont get scared from the black room with only a glimmer of light and a FAT man smoking Cigars…